Diva / Mensch pair for March 23, 2022

I watched *Let's Make a Deal* now and then as a kid. I loved it when the contestant would have to choose the prize between Door #1, Door #2, or Door #3. And then they'd show them what they DIDN'T get.

Diva: Door #2 - - a brand new car!

Mensch: Door #3 - - a giant sausage!