My first Christmas season on my website! I'm giving the floor to the one and only Andy Williams, aka Mr. Christmas, and his then-wife, French songbird Claudine Longet. My brother Howard is a MAJOR Longet fan, I might even call him her biggest fan. I've become a moderate fan, I love how there's something possibly disturbing going on there. A little too bright and sparkly, and at the same time, something hidden and spooky.

In this clip they're allegedly serenading their real-life children. Could you just barf.