3/9: Ginger / Mary Ann
3/15: Lucy van Pelt / Charlie Brown
3/22: Tastes great / Less filling
3/29: Jerry Lewis / Dean Martin
4/5: Laverne / Shirley
4/12: Cain / Abel
4/19: Lucy / Ethel
4/26: Dessert topping / Floor wax (New Shimmer)
5/3: Roseanne / Dan
5/10: Gladys Knight / The Pips
5/17: *Jurassic Park* / *Schindler's List*
5/24: Shake / Bake
5/31: Diamanda Galás / Meredith Monk
Mary Tyler Moore month
6/7: Laura Petrie / Sally Rogers
6/14: Laura Petrie / Millie Helper
6/21: Rhoda Morgenstern / Mary Richards
6/28: Phyllis Lindstrom/ Mary Richards
70s TV month
7/5: Starsky / Hutch
7/12: Jill Munroe / Sabrina Duncan
7/19: Hawkeye Pierce / B. J. Hunnicutt
7/26: Chrissy Snow / Janet Wood
Beatles month
8/2: John Lennon / Paul McCartney
8/9: Ringo Starr / George Harrison
8/16: *Sgt. Pepper* / *Rubber Soul*
8/23: piccolo trumpet from "Penny Lane" / String quartet from "Eleanor Rigby"
8/30: Yoko Ono / Linda McCartney
9/6: Sherlock Holmes / Dr. Watson
9/13: Iron Man / Captain America
9/20: Garfield / Opie
9/27: Gracie Allen / George Burns
Norman Lear month
10/4: George Jefferson / Louise Jefferson
10/11: Maude Findlay / Vivian Harmon
10/18: Sanford / Son
10/25: Archie Bunker / Edith Bunker
Thanksgiving month
11/1: Watching football / Taking a nap
11/8: Telling a story / Helping with the dishes
11/15: Gravy / Mashed potatoes
11/22: Pumpkin pie / Turkey and stuffing
11/29: Black Friday / Small Business Saturday
Christmas month
12/6: Leontyne Price singing "O Holy Night" / Dinah Shore singing "O Little Town of Bethlehem"
12/13: Joy / Comfort
12/20: Naughty / Nice
12/27: Receiving gifts / Giving to charity